Today is the annual festival - Singles' Day on November 11th. Are everyone already immersed in the festival and unable to extricate themselves? The editor also understands the unbearable grief in the hearts of single dogs! Now what I want to bring you is a psychological confession made by a single dog to himself today. He said he was single because he was ugly!

Hello, dear friends, "Attack! The Brave" asks me to remind you that today is a world-famous and highly Chinese-style festival. On November 11, Singles' Day, Happy Holidays. On this happy day when all singles are forced to celebrate together, as a single dog, I would of course wish everyone who has lovers: Be careful that your partner is your brother and sister who have been separated for many years!

Single Dog Development Note: NO.1 Professional Snail for 30 Years

I remember when I was single, but I was not a single dog, I was once favored by goddesses. Unfortunately that was just the past.

One day, the goddess told me that she was bored at QQ at night and asked me to chat with her. I was so excited that I kept looking for topics that I could talk about. I don’t know how to get involved in the doll. She said that there are many dolls in her family, including KT cats, hip-hop monkeys, and rogue rabbits. She asked me if there is any, and I said yes, and she asked me what it is. I said most of them are inflatable. . . Then the goddess disappeared in my world from then on, and she left me, probably because I was ugly. So every lonely night, only the mobile game "Attack! Brave" accompanied me, and there was an inflatable doll next to me.

Single Dog Development Note: NO.2 IQ is a flaw

God should be unfair to me. I was squeezed away several times when I had the chance to end my singleness.

That day, the rain was raining, and I had an umbrella on the stall and bought it for 8 yuan. A beautiful woman took the initiative to ask to share an umbrella with me and agreed in the spirit of helping others. It was raining heavily, and the beauty squeezed into my arms with an innocent look on her face, and I also squeezed into her. Then she squeezed her harder into my arms, and I squeezed her harder, and I was angry, "Shameless, my umbrella! You squeeze your hair", and the beauty ran away in the rain and tears. After coming back to my senses, I realized that it was the beauty who took the opportunity to chat with me. A beautiful fate has ended before it even began. I sighed that this was obviously God was unfair to me. So every rainy day, I can only play the mobile game "Attack! The Brave" in the house, with the shameless umbrella that day next to me.

Single Dog Development Note: NO.3 Flowers falling are intentional, single dogs are ruthless

I often sigh that I look so MAN and so wise. By reason or not, there should be many girls fighting to throw themselves into my arms. But why do things always go against your wishes.

I still remember that day, I called the girl I like and asked her to come out for dinner. The girl agreed. After the meal, the girl asked me where I would go next. Did I say I had an ID card? We went to check in. The girl is embarrassed and shyNodded. So I took her all the way to the Internet cafe and opened a VIP room for Zhong. I also secretly felt that when I opened a special room for Internet cafe, the Internet speed felt different. The girl never answered my phone call after that day and lost contact since then. So every time I go to a restaurant for dinner and see a couple on the table next to me, I can only pick up my phone and play "Attack! Brave", and from time to time I look at the shy ID card in my wallet.

I want to laugh, I feel sad and look out of my mind, and I have no place to bury my tears. Whether it is the precipitation of time or the baptism of the past, I have finally been promoted to a single dog in a gorgeous way. Pick up the cigarette butt on the ground, lit it and took a few breaths, ending the self-report like a gentleman.

After reading this confession, I wonder if everyone who is a single dog has any feelings? Those who are caught in the shooting, please deduct 1~_(:з」∠)_