"Meat buns beat dogs"

There are several types of people who use meat buns to beat dogs.

One is stupid, with a low IQ as low as the horizon. He had no idea about this fact: dogs like to eat meat buns and did not mind it being dirty. Smashing people with meat buns is a temporary aura. Those who are hit will not be happy because oil splashes on their clothes, making people feel embarrassed. Hitting people with meat buns is the beginning or climax of a grinding (Linhai dialect: "quarrel").

Dogs are different. Dogs are not afraid of being splashed on their bodies. The meat buns that have been rolling on the ground for several rounds are still delicious in the eyes of dogs, because they have the aroma of meat and oil. Dogs lick it clean and eat it.

The man who beats the dog with meat buns was stunned: Why is this dog not only not afraid, but also enjoying delicious food? He paused his feet and regretted it, shouting, "Miscal, miscalculation!" The injury that was bitten by the dog just now hurt even more.

There is also a purposeful one. He has never had any grudges with the dog, but he always wants to get something from the dog. Maybe he has seen some useful value from the dog? He was not stupid and knew that dogs like to eat meat buns, so he used meat buns as bait to lure the dogs to do things for himself, such as grabbing the door, grabbing the dogs to gamble on, or thinking about the pounds of meat on the dogs, and having already arranged the recipe for braised dog meat in his mind.

Of course, dogs are greedy for meat buns, because of their nature. Anyone who is not an extremely precious pet dog, tired of being rich and fed by the kind, it is difficult to ignore a meat bun wrapped in fresh juice and meat filling. The meat bun rolls over and is still unmoved. But dogs are smart. They seem to see through the little ones in their hearts. After all, dogs can think and have a high IQ.

The meat bun that was thrown out never returned. This is a failed investment, giving people a vivid lesson: Don’t think that you are the smartest, even a dog may see through your scheming.

However, I found that there is a third situation.

When I was a child, I was inevitably experiencing the thrills and dilemma of being chased by a dog while playing. Once, I walked past someone’s door halfway up the mountain. There was a big black dog squatting beside the door frame of his house, the kind that was pure black and the eyes would shine. I looked at it for a few more curiosity, and the dog became alert and his mouth opened to both sides, revealing his pink gums, tongue and sharp teeth. When I saw that the dog's facial expression was wrong, my instinctive reaction was to run away quickly! Unexpectedly, the animal's reaction was based on the human reaction. The black dog immediately felt that I was suspected of being a ill-thinking person, so he jumped up from his squatting posture and chased me. It is inevitable that a person can't escape the dog. At that time, I was holding a pack of hot "pot cubes" I bought from the foot of the mountain. In desperation, I had to throw the pot cubes at the black dog!

The pot cube is our special snack in Linhai. It is like a flattened bun with meat filling inside. It is fried on both sides of the plate and is full. It is not easy to eat pot cubes. Pot cubes are slightly more expensive than ordinary buns. Of course, the best one is to eat while it is hot, but I can't bear to eat it alone, so I plan to bring it from the bottom of the mountain.Go to Wangtiantai nunnery on the mountain to share with your sister. Unexpectedly, I encountered danger on the hillside. In order to escape the danger, the pot became a "meat bun to beat the dog - there is no return", and I felt very distressed.

But the Goubuli bun in Tianjin was named "Goubuli". I guess it was a marketing method with reverse thinking. The cheaper it was, people were more curious. The more they wanted to find out, buy it and eat it. Once they were eaten, hey, the taste was really good! It is several times more impressive than ordinary marketing. I used to hear the elderly say that if you give your child a little cheaper name, the cheaper it is, the easier it is to raise it. The cheaper it is, the stronger the vitality, so dogs, donkey eggs, and second gourds bloom everywhere. If there are not many dogs, donkey eggs in a village, I would be embarrassed to say that they are real rural areas. In the era of lack of medical conditions, children are prone to death, and it is difficult to have sex, but it is easy to die if they get sick. So they naively think that the cheaper the name, even the dogs will not look down on them, and of course they will not look down on monsters or gods!

In the backward era, human life is supported by these so-called beliefs.

【Original in the Cloud】

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