Edward I—You will never understand my tenderness

On September 10, 1299, a grand wedding was being held in the solemn cathedral in Canterbury, England. Hey, why do these newcomers look so awkward? The groom is old and gray, but the bride is in her prime and is about to bloom.

The groom is the king of the Gorefreshing Dynasty in England and the famous long-legged Edward I. He is sixty years old this year and is a bad old man. This is his second marriage. The bride is Princess Margaret from France, and she is nineteen years old. The couple's age is 41 years apart.

When married an old man, the bride looked unhappy, but in the medieval young men and women, the marriage was arranged by their father and brother, and they had no choice but to decide. Princesses, let alone marry an old man, even if you want to marry a gay man, you can only accept your fate.

The groom is very satisfied with this young and beautiful little wife. He feels that his body is OK, enough to be troubled for a few years. If he dies under the peony flowers, can he be romantic even if he is a ghost? Speaking of which, the marriage has experienced some twists and turns. In order to grab his young wife, he had a fight with the Frenchman with long legs, and almost lost his life because he originally wanted to steal his son's fiancée.

WHAT? ? ! ! He is handsome, elegant, handsome, famous in history, the handsome guy whom the English people hate the most, and the long-legged Edward, who is almost done such a dirty thing? That's right, he really made this abacus!

The long-legged original queen is Eleanor, the princess of Castilla. The couple has a very good relationship and love each other for more than 30 years. This is rare in the Middle Ages when blind marriage and mute marriage are too many to complain. After her death, her long legs were very sad. At the twelve points passed by when the coffin was transported back to London, twelve monuments were built, called the "Queen's Cross", which can still be seen.

(Eleanor)

The long-legged original queen is a capable man, how can she be a skill? Can have a baby! Within twenty years after marriage, she had at least fifteen children. The unlucky thing is that all the first fourteen died, and only the last son, the fifteenth old Edward 2.0, is such a treasure.

How can there be enough for only one heir? At that time, I was short of medical treatment and medicine. I met God in minutes after having a minor illness. Such a huge family business cannot be cheaper for outsiders. What's even more terrible is that this baby son Edward 2.0 has a quirk, although he is tall and handsome, he has a very dad-father style. But this guy is not young anymore. When he sees a woman, he is like seeing a ghost. He mingles with a male guard every day and does some indescribable things.

Long legs are so annoying. If this continues, your incense will be cut off. What should I do? He could just drive the guard out, but the dead child rolled all over the ground, and he would have to fight his father if he didn't eat or drink, so he had to call him back again. Since your son is not good, then let’s go with him. Edward, who is 55 years old, has been wandering around.Preparing to marry a French princess.

Since ancient times, men are lustful because of their nature. The 80-year-old grandfather also likes young beauties, not to mention that they are short of eighty-year-old. In order to marry a beautiful woman, the old widower sent the British ambassador to France to the palace to see which princess is the most beautiful. The news brought by the British ambassador is: The future Crown Princess Browney is the most beautiful.

Since the old William of Normandy, France, rowed a boat and hummed a song to take over England in 1066, the King of England and the King of France have started a daily fight. The original Duke of Normandy recognized the Dharma King as his boss, and it was not a taboo, but since he became the King of England and was promoted to another level, he had to be on an equal footing with the Dharma King, right?

(Edward I)

The King of Dharma rolled his eyes: You have the size of England, so should Normandy give it back to me, right? I asked you to come to Paris for a meeting, and I also asked for it three times and four times. What's wrong with the King of England? As King of England, you are still my vassal. Do you think you are amazing!

The King of Ying let out a glaring expression: What's wrong with me? Normandy has been granted to us for many years, and you will have to go back if you want to go back! My ancestor snatched it with his strength, why should I return it? I am in charge of the territory that I am larger than you, so why should I nod and bow to you?

As soon as the message was sent out, the Dharma King threw out a mine, which made the screen bloom. In anger, King Ying picked up the sword and rushed out. As soon as he went out, he ran into the angry Dharma King. The two guys have been torn for hundreds of years, and several pairs of flowery shorts have been torn apart. When they are tired, they will negotiate to rest during the intermission and go home to change pairs of shorts and continue to tear them down.

At the moment when I went home to change my pants, in order to show my sincerity in peace, the King of England and the King of Dharma formed a family of children. Brownchet, the sister of King Philip IV, was married to British Prince Edward 2.0. Now, both little kids have grown up, and Brownche has become the number one beauty in the French palace.

Long legs were filled with joy, and it was worth it to tear a few pairs of flowery shorts. I immediately started ideological work for my son: I am so old, you have to learn the etiquette of the East, how did Emperor Minghuang of Tang be filial to his father? Give your wife to your father!

The old man married a young girl and the bride price would be ten times higher, right? Da Long Leg immediately expressed his willingness to give up the rights of Gasconi, the French territory, and give it to the French King as a bride price. This land is of great value. Back then, his grandfather, the land-lost king, John, defeated all the French territory and was forced to sign the famous Magna Carta. This only land territory, Gasconi, was the dowry brought by his deceased wife Eleanor when she got married.

(The red part is the territory of the British king in France)

Gasconi's industry and commerce are booming, and the winemaking industry is very developed. Half of England's farts come from here, and the British King is still pointing at Gasconi to live. Moreover, England is isolated overseas, and the only territory on the European continent is this Gasconi, which is a very important foreign trade transfer station in England.

The King of England is a good pair of brothersEveryone, the Dharma King who the British King likes must also like it. Such a good place, the Dharma King has long been drooling all over the ground. So the Dharma King looked for trouble in various ways and wanted to take back Gasconi. Today I came to copy the water meter, tomorrow I came to check the firefighting, and tried to make trouble every day, so the British Dharma King quarreled every day.

Now, in order to win the beauty, long legs are willing to pay such a high bride price. Men are really willing to spend money on the beauty. What is the 18.88 million bride gift from Jiangxi? It's weak!

The French King agreed. After the two sides agreed, Edward waited for the beautiful bride at home. On the designated day, he sent his younger brother Count Lancaster to pick him up. Unexpectedly, France staged a movie about the raccoon cat changing the bride, and the temporary replacement of the person.

The Dharma King hugged a thigh longer than the long legs, the Holy Roman Empire, and directly married Brownie to the crown prince Rudolph. Seeing the King of England so angry that his nostrils were smoking and people were rumbling, the Dharma King, who knew that he was unreasonable, hurriedly said: I have a sister, Margaret, who can marry you, she is as beautiful as Brownie~~

How could he swallow this? He declared war on France. This battle lasted for five years, and the long legs fought from 55 to 60 years old. The two fat men of the British King and the Dharma King took off their legs and hit them from the bed to the bottom of the bed. They said the mistake, they hit them from land to the ocean, and they attacked them to the vital force.

What's going on for a woman? The Pope felt that it was too inappropriate, and when it was heard, it made people laugh, so he came forward to mediate. The result of mediation was: Edward, who married the Dharma King's sister Margaret, Prince Edward, Isabella, and the father and son became the groom together. Gasconi didn't have to be a dowry anymore. France paid another dowry and then got a few small territories. The matter was settled.

(Margaret)

Edward thought that he was in his sixties, and his gay son Edward, who was in his twenties, 2.0, was hanging out with men every day. If you continue to fight like this, even if you win, you should be buried. You still have to pass on your family. So he agreed to mediation, and the aunt and nephew of Margaret became the queen of England one after another.

Edward immediately smiled happily after seeing the bride Margaret. He was as youthful and beautiful as he had known that he would not have fought with the Dharma King. This brother-in-law, my brother-in-law will forgive you. What else can the unhappy Margaret do? Marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog, marry an old man and walk away.

Where is Gasconi? The Dharma King was always salivating about this land, and his hands stretched out from time to time. During the Hundred Years of War in Britain and France, the two goods rolled in various postures for more than a century, and the last batch of British troops abandoned their armor and evacuated from Gasconi, and they truly returned to France.

Although the fuse of the Hundred Years of War in Britain and France was the battle for the throne of France, the essence was that the British king wanted to occupy more territory, and the French king wanted to confiscate more territory. To be more blunt, these two guys have fought for more than a hundred years in order to be the boss of Europe.

Edward is getting stronger and more devoted to the new queenVery good, her belly is also very prosperous. After two years of marriage, she gave birth to two sons. Edward was so happy that he couldn't stop talking. However, no matter how much the emperors like a woman, they will not immerse themselves in the land of gentleness and forget the serious things. Edward's serious things are to completely defeat Scotland.

The age is unforgivable. Scotland did not take it down, and Edward died. In 1307, 68-year-old Edward left the young queen and died on his journey to Scotland. Edward conquered countless times throughout his life and made great achievements in military affairs. He was an emperor with excellent civil and military achievements in British history, laying the foundation for the final unification of Britain.

And he is also a good husband who loves his wife deeply. He does not have mistresses, does not raise lovers, and does not have illegitimate children. But this perfect hero emperor gave birth to a bear son. After Edward 1.0 was hung up, the British male protagonist and gay Edward 2.0 in the blockbuster movie made a grand appearance.

(Edward II)